Style: The Perfect Spanking Outfit

If you’re into a bit of slap and tickle and maybe a good old-fashioned spanking too, then we’ve put together a little outfit for you that can only serve to enhance the experience. Step forward The LateX Collection’s Zip Shirt andRubber Girl’s Spanking Skirt, two fabulous pieces of latex fun which when paired together are eye-poppingly hot.

The Shirt is as sizzling as it looks: the simple adjustable zip running down the front gives you curves if you have none, and makes the most of what you’ve got if you do. Meanwhile, the Spanking Skirt is simply divine: bottom-baring for extra enjoyment, the easy access rear area coupled with the pencil style and almost office-wear frontage means it’s instantly naughty and also extremely sexy. Add some hold-ups and heels, and voilà, you’re ready to rock someone’s world.

Thankfully, no matter what your size you should be able to find a good fit, as between them the Skirt and Shirt range from S to XXL – and with the Pjur Cult Easy Latex Dressing Aid (which also keeps the latex supple and in good condition for storage) you shouldn’t have any problems squeezing yourself in. We’d also advise asking your partner to apply the Pjur Cult Latex Shiner Ultra Shine Spray for you to complete the look: it may be non-rub (which makes it one of the easiest Shiners out there), but a little spray goes a long way, and we can assure you that there’s nothing like a pair of hands all over your latex-clad body to get you in the mood for a good spanking…

Speaking of which, a distinctly unscientific study of the Cliterati team suggests that out of all the spankers around, it’s actually paddles that are our equipment of choice – in this office at least. We have our hearts (and bums) set on the Lovehoney Tease Me Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle as well as the Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Suede Paddle. Both these two-sided spankers feature leather on one surface, and smooth satin (or velvety suede) on the other – two contrasting textures for very different sensations. These enable you to play as soft or as hard as you want, making these paddles fantastic all-rounders for beginners and the more experienced alike.

So if you didn’t have a latex fetish or penchant for spanking before you tried this outfit, you’d almost certainly find it hard to resist giving both pursuits another shot once you had. Pair with a paddle for maximum impact.

First published on Cliterati under my Mia More alias


8 Comments on “Style: The Perfect Spanking Outfit”

  1. […] thong I’d save a grand total of…£45 (well what can I say: I have expensive taste)! The skirt, however, I already have – and thankfully it’s spankingly good. Accessorise with this rubber paddle for good measure… First published on Cliterati under […]


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  3. […] on from my last piece on the perfect spanking outfit, I thought we’d investigate the humble – or should that be ‘humbling’ – paddle […]


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