Toy Review: Female Chastity Belt and Butt Plug Harness

Planning to buy a lover some silky underwear for Christmas? It may be time for a rethink: how about underwear made of something else, like leather? Forget bows and ruffles as trimming, and instead add a couple of padlocks for decoration, because we’re talking about the ultimate in naughty knickers: a chastity belt for women complete with removable butt and vaginal plugs.

That’s right: lube me up and lock me in, as said belt may come in a no-frills, no-instructions sealed plastic bag, but let’s face it, no packaging is necessary when the item itself is the wrapping, and what needs covering is yourself or your other half! Indeed, the adjustable chastity belt is blindingly simple to use, and according to Bondara would “fit most” people.

I would assume this “most” goes for the vaginal and butt plugs too, as not only can you attach them to the belt wherever you like, they’re not particularly big and very manageable – in fact, they’re exactly the same size, ie: small. In any case they’re also removable, so you can add or subtract at will. In fact, the second time we tried the chastity belt Mr More and I eschewed the plugs it came with in favour of our own favourite remote control toys, which led to a very enjoyable few hours at the pub together – although yes, some drinks were spilled in the testing of this product!

Before you get your knickers in a twist, there’s also a version for men complete with cock cage, and happily also a chastity belt for plus-size women (without plugs). We haven’t tried either of these, but they both certainly look the part. However, if you’re buying this belt as a gift, you’ll also want to buy a nice box to put it in before you present it to your intended. If you like to dominate and be submissive too, you may even want to buy a belt for each of you for an equally balanced power-play experience.

Indeed, Bondara’s range of Chastity Belt and Butt Plug Harnesses for men and women bring a whole new meaning to the term ‘control pants’. Now where did we hide those keys…

Chastity Belt and Butt Plug Harness for women is available from Bondara for £24.99

Chastity Belt and Butt Plug Harness for men is available from Bondara for £31.99

Plus-Size Chastity Belt for women is available from Bondara for £19.99


Toy Review: The Sportsheets Slut Spanking Paddle

Following on from my last piece on the perfect spanking outfit, I thought we’d investigate the humble – or should that be ‘humbling’ – paddle further.

I’ve always been intrigued by patterned and word spankers. Whilst hearts and jackboots may not necessarily be for me, the Slut paddle has long been on my wishlist due to its cheeky impression – literally. If we speed past the conflicting political connotations of the word ‘Slut’, which personally, to my mind, only serves to make it more appealing (why not reclaim the word for ourselves, and if we are so inclined embrace our submissive sexuality at the same time), then here we have a potentially novelty paddle which actually packs a considerable punch.

Made of two separate pieces of leather, the Slut paddle is flexible enough to be a lot of fun, and is unsewn at the ‘T’ end in order to deliver an appropriately impressive sound as it hits its target. And as to its proficiency in branding the recipient with the word Slut, well…let’s just say that since we’ve been playing with the paddle, Mr More has been jokingly referring to me as his “’lut”. Happily there’s clearly more practice needed there…

So seize the word Slut for yourselves and embrace your inner ‘lut’ while you’re at it – a brand spanking new world awaits!

The Sportsheets Slut spanking paddle is £24.99 from Lovehoney

Silver Leather Cowgirl Heaven


These fabulous white cowboy boots come from a vintage-clothes-cum-antiques store in Hastings old town, and not only do they fit me, but they’re actually a bit too big – unheard of for someone with my hulking great UK8 (European 41/42) size feet!
What to wear with cowboy boots? Well, a shirt and some denim, of course! So here I am in a pair of Topshop cutoff shorts (with obligatory pockets peeping through), and a cotton Topshop shirt: I may have never dug the double-denim look, but I do love a crisp white shirt!
The pully’s a Primark special, whilst the jacket is leather and silver (my favourite combination!) from a thrift store in Brighton. Cowgirl heaven indeed…

Möbius Moves


Today’s school-run shoes: my United Nude brown leather Step Möbius Hi boots from a few years back. They’re a bit big for me (that’s what happens when you buy things in online sales), but at least it means I can wear my thick hiking socks inside them, and my toes are stylish and TOASTY! 🙂