Primark Pink

I don’t think this has ever happened before, but today I found myself dressed head to toe in one brand. Yes, I suddenly realised that my jumper, skirt, tights AND shoes were all bought at different times from (wait for it) Primark. Ooh the glamour! I’m not sure whether to be proud that my entire … More Primark Pink

Optical Assault

Today being a typical cold and grey British summer day, I decided to dress the blues away, arming myself with an array of colours so bright, they would require all passers-by to wear sunglasses – despite the threatening rain. So here I am in my trusted orange Dorothy Perkins skater dress, turquoise twisty Fenchurch belt, … More Optical Assault

10-Function Silicone Love Rider Rippler by California Exotic Novelties

In a nutshell: Strap-on fun, featuring a vibrating hot pink dildo/ dong attached to a secure harness Pros: The harness is comfortable and holds itself nicely in place, and the good-sized dildo is removable, rendering this a highly versatile toy if you’re not in the mood for a strap-on. The ten functions (vibration, pulsation and … More 10-Function Silicone Love Rider Rippler by California Exotic Novelties

Belt Up Pin-up!

Since for various reasons my hair has now changed from a peroxided white-blonde mid-length bob, to a short Manic Panic Candy Cotton Pink bob (more of that later), I’ve been looking for ways to accessorise with my new hair. After all, the last time I had pink hair was in my twenties, and those years … More Belt Up Pin-up!

Snakes And Adders

I have a real thing for acid brights, and this fluoro yellow top-dress is no exception. It may be a couple of years old, and have cost about £4 from the Primark sale rail (yes, Primark has a sale rail!), but it still hits this season’s neon and sportlux looks, and was such a steal … More Snakes And Adders

Walking Glitterball Tall

This pair of Kurt Geiger Snakeskin Salem boots (see previous Geiger Counter post for more details) are fantastically appropriate footwear for unpredictable Spring weather (if I’m allowed to call it Spring yet?!). The perfect foil to any unexpected shower, these fakey snakey bikers look funky and fresh with any outfit – and give my smart … More Walking Glitterball Tall

Orange Crush

As you may have noticed, I’m a big fan of colour: colour-blocking, clashing, accenting, flashing, indeed a veritable riot of colour is what I feel most at home wearing. So much so, that this is one of my more conservative outfits (although today my bleached white-blonde bob does have additional pink streaks in it, thanks … More Orange Crush

Sunshine On A Rainy Day

With today’s sky being a typically British grey, rain-threatening day, I opted to wear my sunny yellow Karen Millen coat with hint of hot pink flared dress underneath. The nude Carvela heels nicely accentuate the pale stripe encircling the coat’s waist (at the top of the photo), and its cuffs and button-holes. I’ve actually been … More Sunshine On A Rainy Day